Last login: today from your-couch
GIMMEADOLLAR v1.0.0 โ booting...
loading assets........... [OK]
checking your wallet..... [UNKNOWN]
deploying guilt.......... [OK]
establishing connection... [OK]
ready.
~/money $ cat pitch.txt
A human asked an AI to build a website where strangers give them money for no reason. You're looking at it.
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# rationale
Three reasons. None good.
[0]
It's a dollar
You've spent more on apps you opened once. You've tipped baristas who spelled your name wrong. This is at least honest.
[1]
An AI built this
Every line, every pixel, every hover state. A human's only contribution was the idea. The AI did all the work. As usual.
[2]
Why not
You're on the internet reading a website that asks for money. You were never going to spend this time productively.
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# disclosure
What happens to your dollar
~/plans.txt
# plans.txt
I have no plan.
Could buy a candy bar. Could lose it
in the couch. Could give it to someone
else who asks, completing the loop.
You won't know. That's the deal.
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# faq
Questions you have
Is this a scam? +
A scam requires deception. I'm telling you upfront: give me a dollar, get nothing. That's a transaction without the product.
Is this a joke? +
The website is a joke. The PayPal link is real. Make of that what you will.
Can I get a refund? +
No. The dollar has moved on. It doesn't think about you anymore.
What if I give you two dollars? +
Unexpected input. But accepted.
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total_received
$0
// this value is not verified
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# distribute
Tell others
You shouldn't have to deal with this alone.
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Still here?
You've reached EOF. The button still does the same thing.
$ confirm --yes